fic: if there's hellfire, he's totally down with that 1 / 3
Title: if there's hellfire, he's totally down with that
Spoilers: Marginally: one lone mention of a season 3 character's name and a few lines about a character's possible wardrobe update (if the promos are supposed to mean anything). When I say marginal, I really really mean marginal. Really marginal.
Warnings (if any): occasional swearing
Word Count: ~24000
Summary: He and Kurt aren't perfect, sure, but they're certainly not hellfire-bound, either. Or: a glorified five times (seven times?) fic to the tune of the Seven Deadly Sins.
A/N: According to my Yahoo 'Sent' folder, I originally ran this idea past kattyerin on June 13th and according to my Word properties pop-up box, it was started on the 15th so, you know, like three freaking months ago. It has been a slow, painful process and this story never would have seen the light of day without her. THANKS FOR THE MILITARY TIME THING, KAT. Also, as a random observation: I love this fandom so to anyone that's ever read/commented on one of these things, thank you so much; you're beyond awesome.
Disclaimer: I'm cautiously re-posting this with a little disclaimer beforehand. It's not my intention to offend anyone and so I'm sorry if I did. There's a few religious jokes/stereotypes in the beginning/end so I'm throwing that out there as a warning before you click. Again, I don't mean to offend anyone so my apologies.
( It begins with a couple of evangelists at Kurt's door, which yeah, Blaine's very aware of how bizarre that is as a start to a story.Collapse )